Be My Valentine
Happy Valentine’s Month!
As you know, I have been spotlighting clients for the last few blog posts, but rather than celebrate just one family this month, I’d like to highlight many of Cerberus’s current Valentines. All of these pups have my heart and deserve recognition. If I did not have a picture to include for your pup in this post, please feel free to send me a berating email! I will correct the error of my ways in another post! Love y’all.
Take a look at some of these special fuzzy friends’ personal ads:
1. Simon. Secretly a kangaroo. Loves to kiss. Are you too tall to kiss? Doesn’t matter. See kangaroo detail as previously stated. He likes to jump high is what I’m saying. 10/10.
2. Cooper. Very friendly. Dapper. Uses pomade on his hair. A little retro. Likes kids. Enjoys strolls in the park. 10/10 love bug.
3. Scooter. Smoocher. Great hair. Will sit for Happy Howie’s. Once you’re in his circle, you’ll never want to leave. 10/10.
4. Coop. Small but mighty. Fastest potato on Earth. Loves snugs. 10/10 root vegetable-shaped pup.
5. Jax. Plays hard to get. Expert head-tilt. Probably rides a motorcycle. 10/10 Bad Boy Charisma.
6. Pearl (left) and Bigbee (right). Causin’ a ruckus at a theater near you. Big ‘n fluffy. Will protect your body and heart. 10/10 fluffy friends.
7. Stevie Licks. Serious in demeanor, but thoughtful and artistic on the inside. Art school vibes. 10/10.
8. The Giggle Gang, Meatball (left) and Rumble (right). Will make you laugh and smile. Will also mug you for treats in the most adorable way possible. Thoughtful thieves with hearts of gold. 10/10.
9. Missy. Shy and sweet. Secretly an anarchist. Will steal your heart, but give you 10 x the love you needed in return. 10/10.
10. Stella Rose. Reluctant Santa. Suspicious of weirdos. Sarcastic and playful sense of humor. 11/10 Covert Comedian.
11. Shady. Not the least bit shady in nature. Very transparent. Would like a hug and some treats. Learns quickly. Will sit for snacks. Please kiss. 10/10.
12. Babs. Former puppy mill dog. Courageous and kind. Learning to navigate the world and would like a partner to travel with. Not high maintenance. Likes quiet nights at home and warm beds. 10/10.
13. Brooke. Opinionated and not shy. Prefers a partner who will not match her energy because she is the center of attention. Decent-sized lap a must. 10/10
14. Bobby. Small but fierce, will beat up your mom. Just kidding! He’s a great guy looking for a good belly rub and a warm hug (which he gets in spades in his home). 10/10 Tiny Man.
OF COURSE I have to include my own kids!
15. The Late GREAT Toki Wartooth O’Brien! Super Sweater Wearer. Giver of the best kisses and hugs. Kong Hoarder. 12/10 would steal your girl, but you’d have allowed it.
16. Tiramisu aka The Boop. Personal space issues. Will live in your pocket. Soon to have knee surgery and will become the Bionic Boop. No thoughts, just love. Sweetest disposition, partly robotic dog. 10/10 would hug and kiss forever.
17. Starla. Couch thief. Athlete. Rumors persist that she’s an undercover agent for some shadowy group who works behind the scenes to do…who knows what. Petite snuggle bug. Tiny badass. 10/10 Covert Ops Agent.
18. Riddick. He’s a cat, but he can’t help it. One eared and presumed former warrior from a far away planet. Once killed a man with a tea cup (IYKYK). Expert cuddler. 8/10 would boop the snoot (2 points deducted because he randomly slaps my dogs). But dangit I love him lots anyway.